Fersken Vikings

On our journey through time, we made a stop at the Vikings. For too long, this seafaring people have been put in the damned corner with their indiscriminate violence and pagan rituals. However, recent research by Uiltje University has revealed that Vikings were not motivated by the gods or greed, but by ... peaches. Yep, you read it right and that's definitely why you don't need to Google it. They just wanted fresh juicy fersken (peaches) to dilute their beer with. Had we known this, it could have prevented a lot of violence. Better late than never. Skol!