Grandpa's Caffeine Fix Vol 2

Let us deconstruct this beer, shall we? To make it 100% grandpa-proof. So Italian coffee, because grandpa likes the strong stuff. Imperial because the old man likes to think he's king. Milk is good for the bones. And Stout, well, not only is that the type of beer, but in Dutch stout also means 'naughty'. Which is precisely how we like our grandpappies in Holland to be. Woohah!