You Get An IPA! And You Get An IPA! Aaaahhhhhh! Everybody's getting an IPA!!

Sparkle Uggs. Spanx. Lady Gaga glam. Bamboo pajamas. The perfect pancake maker. A Sony Bravia 3D TV and the softest hoodie you’ve ever seen. Burberry coats. Diamond-encrusted watches. Julia Roberts’ Herb Rub and a brand-new Volkswagen Beetle. The grand dame of talk show gave away many things in her day, but she never gave away a fully-loaded IPA. We’re here to set the record straight.