S is for Bart selling his soul. S is for missionary impossible. S is for rednecks and broomsticks. S is for boy scouts in the hood. S is for strut and blurst and Hungry Hungry Hippos. S is for Principle Skinner. S is for Springfield and the way Springfield sings. S is for Simcoe. S is for sit perfectly still and drink our S-Bomb beer.

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