Jay And Silent Hop

In this 16oz can we've created our own private Askewniverse, an aromatically complex double-dry-hopped New England pale ale utopia that's so freaking hoppy it'll numb your tongue and leave you more silent than Silent Bob. It's a purposely ambisexual Blutarsky of a beer that will open new perspectives and possibly add 10 points to your IQ and EQ and SQ. Zoinks, yo!